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Bro Rape

2006-07-21T04:53:12Z

This is becoming a very serious problem. We should do what we can to stop it. If you've been a victim of bro rape or if you like Jack Johnson, you should report it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

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if you haven't seen this site yet... you MUST!

2005-07-21T05:23:38Z

www.mulletsgalore.com

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The Ultimate Meathead.

2004-12-14T20:08:47Z

Ladies and Gentlemen.
I present you with the ultimate Meathead.
This guy goes to my university and he was interviewed by the local paper. I uploaded his interview in the gallery, or you can view it at the link below.

http://philly.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=2&currentoffset=10&parentid=a4046d76-cfad-46c7-9be2-573d63451c9c&r=10319

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Fave Meat Quote

2004-12-02T23:49:48Z

What is your favorite meathead quote?

here's mine, "So which Golds do you go to?" which mainly implies two things, 1. They obviously spend copious amounts of time there... and 2. they want you to know it

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A Meathead Experience

2004-09-17T18:01:59Z

Last week, while at work as a bank teller, a young man came in to cash a check. When I asked him for his account number, he gave it to me, then in addition, proudly gave me his football number also.

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When Meatheads Attack...

2004-08-25T15:38:31Z

I know this is old news but well worth repeating:

http://www.wfsb.com/Global/story.asp?S=2055344

(Hartford) - Eyewitness News has new information on the riot that broke out at the Dave Matthews concert in Hartford last night.

Police used tear gas and sting balls to break up a fight in the Jai Alai parking lot.

Eyewitnesses say people were throwing bottles and rocks at each other.

Twenty-five people were arrested on charges of inciting a riot, assault and breach of peace.

Police say four people are still in jail from fights at the concert.

The scene reminded everyone of another riot at the Meadows five years ago.

People fought, threw objects and burned cars at that Dave Matthews concert.

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Meathead Season is Now Open

2004-08-25T01:15:00Z

I live in a college town so the meatheads are descending upon us setting up there kegs and cutting their khaki pants.

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Meathead sighting...

2004-07-31T17:44:10Z

here is my report:

11:07 a.m. Saturday, July 24, 2004.

I was at the local gas station today to fill up the car and grap road trip items so that the children won't, well, act like children. As I pumped the gas, I noticed a Jeep Wrangler with a "Margaritaville" sticker on the windshield and a greek sticker (Phi Kappa-something, doesn't matter). It had the jumbo tires with shiny rins, wench, flood lights, the works. Too bad he probably never takes it off road.

Sure enough a meathead was pumping gas. He was decked out in his AE hat (turned backwards), long, messy curly hair sticking out, Oakley glasses with yellow lenses, a tight-ass shirt that read "GrabaBooty and Pinch", cutoff khaki pants, and flip flops. Did I mention the tribal arm ban tattoo?

I got my son and we followed the Meathead into the store. As we gathered our stuff the Meathead headed for the "brewsky" section and picked out a case of natty lite,funyuns,and beef jerky. As he reached for his money from his wallet I heard a "rip" sound. Could it be? My childhood from the 80s flashed before my eyes. Indeed, the Meathead keeps his money, college i.d., "Official Booty Patrol Officer" badge, and condom (ribbed for her pleasure) in a velcro wallet. I shook my head in disbelief as he tried his "Macking skills" on the cashier:

MEATHEAD: So, we're having a killer party at my bro's house. What time do you get off?
Cashier: 7 tonight.
Meathead: What time do you want to GET OFF? Get it?
Cashier: Thank you. Here's your $5.78 in change.

As we walked to the car, I saw him jump into his Jeep and apply the earplug from his cellphone in his ear. As we drove away, my son proclaimed: dad, that guy's such a dork. Needless to say, as a tear rolled down my cheek, I told him, "No son, you just witnessed a Meathead in action. He replied, "Is that same as those hippies you always talk about?"

Today was a good day.

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New Meathead Diagram

2004-07-26T22:02:11Z

I added a (poorly drawn) diagram of a Meathead to the pic. section. Let me know what to add and I'll revise it. Or, please feel free to add one.

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PICS

2004-07-26T03:42:53Z

We have some true classics in here already....feel free to post more...but look at the one I found for "Ladies Night". Man, this says it all in the world of Meatheads/Meatettes!!!!

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Meatheads

2004-07-25T04:55:41Z

Anyone got a good meathead/meatette story? Any lady here ever got hit on by a meathead? What's your take on meatheads?

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MEATHEAD fashion

2004-07-23T02:28:55Z

Ok...what are some of the most apparent fashion trends of the Meathead/Meatette culture?

I'll start with one that I see quite a bit in the summer...

The chinese symbol tattoo on the upper arm. It's the meatheads way of trying to show that he/she is all deep and intellectual with some deep meaning behind the tattoo, but we all know that he/she went into the tatto shop with no clue and picked that one b/c it looked cool. Also, the tattoo gives the meathead a reason to take his shirt off. Man oh Man, the chinese tattoo craze of 1998 is still running on a full tank for young meatheads.

ok NEXT

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